
NAME David J Linsley
BIRTHPLACE Gateshead
PREVIOUS CLUBS Taylor Made Titleist Ping
CHILDHOOD CRUSH Ursula Undress
FAVOURITE PROFESSIONAL PLAYER OF ALL TIME Sergio Aguero
FAVOURITE BROWNS CLUB PLAYER AND WHY
Rob Primarolo. Clean footballer, always smiling even though he supports Arsenal. Nice guy
MOST DIFFICULT BROWNS CLUB OPPONENT
Goalkeeper H, never know who’s getting the ball from him
MOST MEMORABLE MATCH
23rd February 2015, first WF session at Browns and the start of a very memorable journey for us all
BIGGEST THRILL 2 holes in one
JOHN LENNON OR PAUL MCARTNEY? John Lennon
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT Not turning Golf Club Professional
BEST COUNTRY VISITED India
FAVOURITE FOOD Curry
FAVOURITE PORTUGUESE FOOD Guisado de Javali
FAVOURITE DRINK Vino Branco
MISCELLANEOUS LIKES Generally all sports, motor bikes, shooting and petanque
MISCELLANEOUS DISLIKES
Play acting in football, including Browns, ridiculous wages for professional footballers, obscene. No chips with meals, bible bashers, awkward trolley dollies. Rant over
FAVOURITE TV SHOW
Embarrassing bodies and/orNaked attraction – couldn’t decide so let others decide
FAVOURITE FILM Any Laurel and Hardy film
FAVOURITE SINGER Freddie and the Dreamers
FAVOURITE ACTOR Charlie Chaplin
BIGGEST INFLUENCE ON CAREER Signing off my own monthly expenses ££££
BIGGEST DRAG IN SOCCER Play acting, pathetic
WHAT ONE ITEM WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO A DESERT ISLAND? Flare
WHICH PERSON IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET? Trump